Things Said to the Carload of Queer Teens Who Prank Called the Christian Hotline, Pretending to Be the Distraught Mother of a Child Who Recently Came Out as Gay

Things Said to the Carload of Queer Teens Who Prank Called the Christian Hotline, Pretending to Be the Distraught Mother of a Child Who Recently Came Out as Gay

Oh dear God.1

There’s no2

hope.3

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1I was raised to believe

taking the Lord’s name in vain

meant letting an omigod slip

even in the valleygirl 90s

& although I no longer 

believe, it still surprises me 

to hear that language

on the Jesus hotline.

2What there’s none of

out here in rural Texas

is bathrooms 

I can let the kids 

enter unescorted

without panic rising

like bile in my throat

every time a pickup truck

pulls into the parking lot.

3When I glance 

in the rearview mirror

I’m filled with so much

fucking hope I could cry.

Their ease of language,

their multicolored nails,

how hard they laugh

before hanging up

on the guy who just tried

to condemn them to hell.


Julia Ross (she/her) is an emerging poet and educator living in Austin, TX. She writes about parenthood, agnosticism, art & music, and the sociopolitical hellscape known as Texas. Recently, her writing has appeared in The New Verse News, The Marbled Sigh, About Place Journal, and elsewhere.