A Revision to the Healthcare Standard

A Revision to the Healthcare Standard

we have revised

the “sliding scale”

for healthcare fees

to help offset

some of the costs

of administration.

For example,

take this patient here,

a former auto worker, retired.

His chemotherapy

cost him an eye,

which was transplanted

into the Assistant Head

of Accounting

at a Fortune 500 firm.

A more productive

member of society, indeed.


Robert Beveridge (he/him) makes noise (xterminal.bandcamp.com) and writes poetry on unceded Mingo land (Akron, OH). He published his first poem in a non-vanity/non-school publication in November 1988, and it’s been all downhill since. Recent/upcoming appearances in Chiron Review, Al Dente, and Coin-Operated Press‘ Hallozine, among others.